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- Kay: I know it's usually all fun and games, but I'm genuinely concerned that Bieber was actually born a female. He's seriously prettier than me.
- Kel: Hahaha RIGHT?! I feel like a lot of women pay good money to look like Bieber. That's worrisome.
- Kay: That kids has been famous for like half a decade. How is it possible that there are zero photos of him naked?
- Kel: Because he's only been 18 for a few months. Give it time.
- Kay: I'm too impatient for this.
- Kel: Also, he does not have a body I want to see naked. Zac Efron? Yes fucking please.
- Kay: Kelly this is not personal sexy time. This is research.
- Kel: I choose to blur those lines.
